Doug Ward

Friday, August 5, 2016

I liked tunafish much better before they took the dolphin out of it.

They appraised my house as a one bathroom even after I showed them the second bathroom behind the bush in the back yard.

I thought my new job as a lab monitor was going to be impressive. That's until I found out it was at a dog park.

I think baseball needs a fast forward button. Does everybody need a 3 minute crotch adjustment time.

Universal Pictures rejected my movie idea. They said 3 shade of Ward was a bit pedestrian.

You know you're friends are all old people when most of their email contacts end in .aol

I changed my car icon on the GPS to the race car. I may not be living so large but my digital self is rocking it big time.