When buying a home, I like to research how close my new home is going to be to a nuclear power plant. I'd rather be close enough to be in the kill zone than that zone where you become some kind of weird mutant.
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Sunday, July 17, 2016
Ward's Words #838
How does Superman cut his hair. Someone once suggested that he uses his heat vision but if that’s true, how does he do the back?
Friday, July 15, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Ward's Words #834
Why do we continue to let archeologists do their job. They constantly are unearthing some ancient evil. Unleashing some gargoyle or mummy on an unsuspecting populace. And when they aren't releasing some monstrous plague what did they do? They reveal ancient history. What have we ever learned from history?
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Ward's Words #831
April and I went hiking, but while still in the car, we ate all the trail mix and because it was really salty we drank all the water. Now, we’re overheated, tired, thirsty, and have to pee. Where’d we park the car?
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Ward's Words #829
While reading the USA Today sports page I read an article on how Joey Chestnut regained the hotdog eating crown. Since when has eating become a sport? I’m starting a vigorous training regimen right now.
Monday, July 4, 2016
Ward's Words #827
If tryptophan makes people groggy, do zombies get sleepy after a Thanksgiving Day feast too?
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