Ward's Words #570

Dddammit!!!  Why ddddid I procrastinate the iiice bbucket challenggge….  Burrrrrr

Ward's Words #567

These kids now-a-days are wimps. Air soft guns?  In my day we shot each other with BB guns.  

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Ward's Words #566

Did you ever take a huge gulp of apple cider and think about how many worms were squished in that batch. 

Ward's Words #564

Well, vanishing cream doesn't work.  Now I'm cold, naked, and totally visible.  Why did I ever get the idea to try it downtown? 

Ward's Words #562

The fine people at Ward's Words are issuing a product recall.  It’s been brought to our attention that the home vasectomy kit has a flaw.  The lack of any form of anesthetic was absent from out kit.  In order to address this oversight we will be supplying a medium sized rubber mallet.  If it was good enough for the Moe, Larry, and Curly, it’s good enough for us.  Nyuk nyuk nyuk…

Ward's Words #561

I think it's funny that all Christians don't see the truth of evolution. Their bible has evolved how many times?  The King James Bible, Living Bible, the Amplified Bible, the Coverdale Bible, the Concordant Bible, the Darby Bible, the Tyndale Bible, to name but a few.

Ward's Words #559

My sculpture class made some artwork recently, but they didn't go over well with the parents.  I guess using earwax for the medium was a bad idea.