The Snow Woman

My wife decided to create a snowman in the front yard.  She rolled and formed the body and made a cute head.  As her creative mind swirled with the potential of her sculpture she decided to color the snow woman's lips with food coloring.  The red stain quickly spread out of control ruining the face and spilling over the shoulders and chest.  Cold and sad my wife pushed the offending head off her creation and came inside.  It wasn't until later that I saw the family drive by.  The children pointing at Mrs. Frosty, eyes wide, mouth agape in horror.  The mother and father looking at our humble home in anger.  Oh well...  such is life in this house.

Ward's Laws #1068

Never invite your elderly parents over for spaghetti.  My dad staggered into the living room with a big red mouth...  What was I supposed to think?  It's amazing how mad people get when you shoot at their head.  At least I didn't go for the double tap!  Remember...  You raised me so if I have some kind of zombie phobia it's probably your fault!!!

Contagion cover image unveiled

This is the cover image I am thinking of using for the sequel to Parasite.  I hope you guys like it!

The sequel is in for a title change.

I'm getting closer to completeing the initial writing part of Parasite 2 but I'm going to change the title to "Contagion; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse."  This is looking more and more like a four book series.  I'm really excited about the direction this book is taking in.  You will meet some new friends as well as say goodbye to some old ones.  And one of these old pals is in for quite a change.
 

Ward's Laws #1057

  If it snows and you park outside, clean off all of your vehicles.  In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse you may need options.

Explanation of Ward's Laws

If you haven't noticed I post a lot of Ward's Laws on this blog.  Ward's Laws are a bunch of my Facebook posts.  These posts are just silly thoughts but since I'm pretty much obsessed with Zombies they have a definite lean in that direction.  So if you want to read more Ward's Laws you can do it in one of two ways; friend me on Facebook or buy the eBook.  It can be found everywhere eBooks are sold.  

Ward's Laws #1051

 If the Holidays came and went and you didn't get anything practical for a zombie apocalypse you're not alone. What is my family thinking? I guess the ice scraper is good for a quick kill but a bathrobe? A pen set? How are these things practical?