Ward's Words #1129

Isn’t it funny that the same neighbor who shakes his head at your large Halloween display goes way over the top for Christmas.

Ward's Words #1127

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a vampire, you may be goth.

Ward's Words #1124

You might be goth if you have more than one piece of Victorian clothing in your wardrobe.

Ward's Words #1223

If the gargoyles on your house are permanent, you may be goth.

Ward's Words #1120

You might be goth if the last time you had a tan was when you were twelve.

Ward's Words #1119

If you dye your hair black so it matches your wardrobe, you might be goth.

Ward's Words #1117

You might be goth if you were seriously upset about the depiction of vampires in the movie Twilight.

Ward's Words #1115

You might be goth if you cry during Tim Burton films.

Ward's Words #1113

You might be goth if you think the Amityville Horror house is a unique opportunity at a fixer-upper.

Ward's Words #1111

If Wolverines can regenerate from any would then what happens if he gets his finger cut off?  Are there now two Wolverines. When Deadpool got ripped in half by Juggernaut why didn’t that create two Deadpools?

Ward's Words #1108

I asked my barber for a Kim Jong-un. I'm no longer allowed in his shop.