In an effort to increase airflow throughout our house during the summer months, I’ve installed screen doors on each of our bathrooms.
I'm an author and artist who just can't get enough of the zombie apocalypse. If you love zombies, this blog is for you. I also write jokes. You may notice one or two of them on the blog.
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Monday, February 26, 2018
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
Ward's Words #1220
I’m giving up my dream of being a superhero. I don’t strike such an intimidating figure looking a little paunchy in my purple spandex.
Monday, February 19, 2018
Ward's Words #1219
If you buy some old Victorian home and don’t expect it to be haunted you’re a little crazy.
Friday, February 16, 2018
Ward's Words #1216
I sure am glad the Steelers picked Plaxico Burress with their 8th pick of the 2000 draft. We could’ve gotten stuck with somebody like Tom Brady with pick #199 in the 6th round. Good thing we still had Kordell Stewart throwing the pigskin. #Hindsight
Monday, February 12, 2018
Ward's Words #1215
Isn’t Uber kind of like calling your buddy to pick you up and slipping him a couple of bucks? That is, if your friends are complete strangers.
Saturday, February 10, 2018
Ward's Words #1212
Next time you adjust that expensive necktie or snuggle under that satiny sheet remember, that soft silk came out of a worms butt.
Tuesday, February 6, 2018
Ward's Words #1211
I think all food should be cooked and served on a stick. No pesky plates or forks, the food will be consumed and the stick neatly disposed of. Sure, pudding might be a challenge and I’m still working out the problems with soup (maybe a communal soup/gravy boat), but all in all, I think it’s the future of dining.
Sunday, February 4, 2018
Ward's Words #1209
I love those people who put black tape over the camera on their computer to prevent hackers from seeing them. Umm, your computer has a microphone. You can turn it off but a hacker can certainly turn it back on. Also, many of these people have an Alexa or Google Home so having an active listening device is probably of little concern. By the way, your smart TV also has a camera.
Saturday, February 3, 2018
Ward's Words #1207
I believe barbers should charge by the volume of the customer's hair, not the style of the cut (Looks like I'll be paying pennies on the dollar.)
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