I've gained 10 pounds while playing Candy Crush... I wonder if it subliminally makes you crave
sweets? SWEET! DEVINE!
I'm an author and artist who just can't get enough of the zombie apocalypse. If you love zombies, this blog is for you. I also write jokes. You may notice one or two of them on the blog.
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013
Ward's Laws #1590
You
do realize, that when someone starts a sentence with, "A friend of
mine," they're really referring to themselves. By the way, a friend of mine picks their
nose. Is that harmful to the
environment?
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Ward's Laws #1585
I couldn't live in a haunted house. It would make going to the bathroom, impossible. I get stage fright.
Friday, December 27, 2013
Ward's Laws #1584
What happens if you have dyslexia and you visit the eye doctor? Do you think the person testing you will pick up on the fact that you are reading everything backwards or are you going to get a really messed up prescription?
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Creator has been published!!!
It's finally published. The 3rd book in
the series is available on smashwords.com and in about 12 hours it will be on
Amazon. Look for it in all other outlets within 2 weeks. I want to give a
big thanks to J.D. Reed for
the awesome job editing. You're the best J.D. https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/391265
Monday, December 23, 2013
Ward's Laws #1579
You know when you get a Holiday Card on in the mail on Christmas Eve you didn't make the first cut. You're either an afterthought or they're just responding the card you sent them weeks ago.
Friday, December 20, 2013
Ward's Laws #1575
Every time I eat some cabbage or beans, I further my belief that man is
hastening climate change.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Ward's Laws #1571
Did you know that wood smoke stays active in the body 40 times longer than tobacco smoke? So, the next time your neighbor has a little campfire, throw a bucket of water on his second-hand smoke generator and send him a little message. Just say no to camping!
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Ward's Laws #1569
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most popular street name is Second Street. First Street is 3rd on the list, even lagging behind Third Street. Now go back and watch some Honey Boo Boo America, and leave the counting to us, the fine people at Ward's Laws.
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Ward's Laws #1566
I love people who lay in a supply of bottled water before a snowstorm. Don't those idiots realize that all that white stuff on their lawn IS water?
Ward's Laws #1565
A snow storm's blowing into town and everyone in the grocery store line is buying toilet paper. What is it about a few inches of the white stuff that makes everyone have to poop so much?
Friday, December 13, 2013
Ward's Laws #1563
My school district just started teaching Weather Math. 7" of snow plus 3" over night equals? That's right, rain and no accumulation. If you got this problem right you may be interested in an exciting career as a meteorologist in Pittsburgh. The city where you don't have to be right to keep your job, you don't even have to be close.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Ward's Laws #1561
I invented a flying car but I'm mothballing it right outta the gate. I couldn't imagine the looks on little kids face when I tell them no more snow days, forever...
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Ward's Laws #1560
I wonder if ancient Egyptians had spelling tests? I can hear them now, "Do you spell Pharaoh one vulture or two? and capitalize that snake."
Monday, December 9, 2013
Ward's Laws #1556
Ebay, the place I sell collectables I inadvertently found lying around the house. Craigslist, where I sell the stuff Ebay wont take. Yard sale, the last ditch effort to make a dime while ridding myself of junk. The garbage can, where the last of the gems get picked before the trash man comes. Look, my neighbor is throwing away mildewed porch furniture. It's still good.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Ward's Laws #1553
When you're looking at a new home, always check with the neighbors before you buy. If they refer to the one you're looking at as the murder house. You might want to pass on the deal.
Saturday, December 7, 2013
The first 3 chapters of "Creator"
Just as I promised earlier. This is the first 3 chapters of my new book "Creator; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse" raw and unedited. Ok, a little edited. But for those who can't wait... have fun.
Chapter 1
Henry
After the long battle on Presque Isle
we regrouped back at the lake house. The
dead still lay where they fell, filling the building with a terrible
smell. Luckily, that night, we'd stowed
most of our supplies in the Humvee.
Unluckily, we left both the military vehicles and Scotts truck back at Fleming’s
lab.
Amber sat at the waters edge with
Scott. She was still reeling from the
loss of Drew and was going to need some time.
We all knew what she was going through.
It always happened so fast. One
moment everything was great, the next, it was over.
Drew and I had recently lost our loved
ones but we still didn't know that much about Scott. My guess is that every survivor of this
terrible world had suffered a loss in some degree.
I missed my wife. I still thought of Melissa every day. The smell of her hair and the warmth of her
embrace were some of the things I would always remember. Mostly, I missed her companionship. She was my best friend. I don't mean it flippantly, like some couples
say. She truly knew me. My shortcomings meant nothing to her. We connected on a whole other level.
I could see Dean was lost in his own
pain. He'd lost Julie. His eyes had that far away look, betraying
that he was lost in thoughts of her.
We needed to get to the vehicles. My eyes strayed to the car covered in
dust. "Did we ever find keys for
that?" I asked pointing at the car.
"No, but we did ever look
around?" Dean confirmed. "I
doubt we could find anything now. Not
after the battle we had in there."
I hung my head in defeat. Walking to the lab would be dangerous. Riding in some kind of car was much safer
than being on foot. Sure, the undead
were slow, but zombies don't need to sleep.
They can follow you on foot and you'd be trapped wherever you stopped to
rest.
Dean stooped and picked up a small
rock. He examined its wave worn surface,
turning it over with his fingers.
"Maybe we can hot wire the
car?" I mussed.
"And where'd you pick that trick
up?" Dean said tossing the stone at a nearby tree. "The mean streets of Slippery Rock?"
"I thought maybe..." I
stopped short, accepting his answer as him not knowing how. "Maybe we should ask the others."
"The father?" Dean suddenly
stated while snapping his fingers.
I looked at him quizzically, prompting
him to continue.
"Maybe he has the keys?" Dean
said moving toward the trees.
I followed my friend toward the spot
where the former owner of the lake house had hung himself. Dean stalked through the woods silently. Always on the alert for some hidden danger. I, on the other hand, snapped every twig in
the area. A ninja, I was not.
When we came across the site of the
suicide I was amazed at what I saw. The
corpse hanging from the noose looked like it did days ago. I would have thought nature’s
scavengers would have been busy stripping the dead body of any fleshy parts,
but the man looked untouched.
"How are we gonna cut him
down?" I asked.
"We're not," my friend
said. "We only need his
pants."
Dean reached up snagging a handful of
pant leg in each fist. He pulled
downward but the fit was to snug. The
slacks stayed where they were.
"He has to be wearing a
belt!" he said in disgust.
"Get on your hands and knees."
Confused, I just stood there not
knowing if he was serious.
"I need something to stand on so I
can undo his pants," he explained.
"So get down."
I did as was asked; brushing some
leaves and twigs away from where I was going to kneel, my hands in the
dirt. I'd just braced myself when I felt
one of his feet settle between my shoulder blades.
Using the hanging corpse to steady
himself, Dean pushed upward and planted his other foot on my lower back. I could feel my skin shift under his weight,
sliding and pulling taut. To say, having
him on my back was uncomfortable, was putting it mildly. My arms shaking under the strain, I urged him
to hasten his work.
"I'm going as fast as I can!"
he said, while grunting with the effort.
"I never took off another mans pants before! Everything's backwards."
I stifled a childish laugh as his
shifting weight brought a new wave of pain to my lower back. Tears formed in the corners of my eyes as I
struggled on.
"Man, he stinks!" Dean
reported as I heard the belt buckle jingle free. "I think I'm gonna hurl."
"Wait till you get off of
me!" I grunted back.
I was heartened to hear the sound of
the zipper sliding downward.
"Holy Crap!" he said as I
felt the pants drop onto my back. A wet
smack, followed by a horrendous smell, informed me of my folly.
As Dean stepped off of my back I could
feel moisture soaking my shirt. I stood
carefully, removing the soiled garment from my torso. Holding the feces soaked area out; away from
my body I managed to get the reeking t-shirt off without much mess.
"He crapped himself!" Dean
stated in revulsion as he slid his stained shirt off in much the same manner.
I dropped the shirt and vomited. The stench was so overpowering that it was
nearly an instantaneous response. As if
on my cue, Dean emptied his own stomach.
Whether it was in a sympathetic response to me, or just the odor, I
didn't know.
The soiled trousers must have slid down
Deans front because it's stain continued down the front of his pants. After he finished a series of dry heaves he
removed his jeans, stripping down to his boxers.
Stepping away, I took a few deep
breaths of fresh air, before returning to the dead man's pants. I gingerly fished about his pocket while
pinching my nose with my left hand.
Nothing.
The other pocket produced the object of
our search. My prodding finger slid
inside a key ring. I hastily pulled the
prize free and stepped away from the mess.
"Bingo!" I announced dangling
the jingling mass so my friend could see.
"Awesome," he said reaching
for the keys.
At the last moment I pulled them out of
his reach. "You'll be back before
midnight?"
"Sure," he said reaching
again.
I snatched them back again. "With a full tank of gas?"
"Fine," he said offering his
open hand, palm up. "You would've made a great dad."
I dropped the keys into his grasp. "Really?"
"Heck no," he said grinning.
"You would've really screwed them up.
Maybe after years of counseling your kids could live some level of a
normal life."
"Thanks," I replied. "Let's go tell the others that we have a
new set of wheels."
We walked to the shore, Amber and Scott
turning as we neared. I was heartened as
a slight grin flashed momentarily on Ambers face.
"So, what have you boys been up
to?" she asked coyly.
We both flushed as it dawned on us how
it looked, Dean missing his shirt and jeans standing next to me, also
shirtless.
"We found the keys for the car,"
Dean stammered.
A mix of shock and disgust appeared on
Ambers face. "Oh my, you guys stink!"
"And we got pooped on by a
zombie," I added, none to proudly.
"Gross!" Amber said looking
ill. "I'll get some soap."
"I don't want to know," Scott
added watching Amber walking back to the house.
A few minutes later, Dean and I were out
in the water washing off, soap bubbles spreading out over the water around
us.
"Do you think this soap is
eco-friendly?" he asked.
I stopped scrubbing and looked at
him. "I don't know. Why?"
"I'd hate to ruin the
environment," he said looking serious.
I burst out laughing. "Of all the problems in this world I
don't think the environment is our biggest concern."
We both broke down laughing.
"Seriously," I said. "You think this will cause global
warming?"
Dean said something but I didn't hear
him. I was preoccupied with my last
statement. I wondered what would happen
when it got cold. Did the parasite
hibernate when it lacked a ready food source?
What would it do in the winter?
Zombie’s bodies don't generate heat. They would have no protection from the cold
environment. I'd imagine that they would
freeze solid.
This might be a road to survival but I
needed to test this idea. If we could
utilize infrasound we may be able to irradiate the undead while leaving all
surviving humans unharmed. We might be
able to kill them anywhere they lurked.
Not just outside, but inside buildings, basements, and cars,
anywhere.
We would be able to wipe out huge
populations with ease. But to gain this
weapon we'd have to return to Slippery Rock.
Something I was not looking forward to doing.
I plunged under water all at once, the
soap rinsing from my hair and face in the current. After surfacing I wiped my face dry with my
hands. Rivulets of water flowed down my
shoulders as I shook it from my hair.
"I'm out of here!" Dean said
starting toward shore. I could still see
the bruises left from his battle with Platz.
I used my hands as paddles to propel my
way in. Smooth rocks underfoot making my
feet uncomfortable, I stepped from the lake toward my new clean clothes. That was one of the few things that were
actually nice about this apocalyptic world.
You never had to wash anything.
When your clothes got dirty, you just got new ones. Dirty dishes or car, it was all the
same. If something was in the least way
used, just replace it.
The remaining population of living
humans would never be able to use all of the goods that were left over. Shirts and pants would, at some point,
literally rot in the stores where they hung.
Food would perish and gasoline would eventually lose enough octane that
it would be unable to fire car engines.
The world was on a collision course
with the Dark Ages and there was little we could do about it. We needed to rid ourselves of the parasite
risen undead or any luxuries we were now enjoying would cease to be.
Few probably understood that the things
we were surviving on were about to spoil. Crackers and powdered milk would soon
be useless. Even dried fruits were about
to become bad to eat.
After only six months the world would
become a lot more complicated. The
coming months would even become worse, a year in and all ready-made cereals
would become useless. Peanut butter and
jelly would become rancid and canned fruits would spoil. At this point you'd have to be very careful
of any can that is marred or dented in any way.
Tomato based can or jar foods would be dicy due to the acidic nature of
the preserved food. It may have
compromised the seal.
Batteries are good for several years
but few foods will last this long. The
best being salt, honey, and rice. Maple
syrup and sugar will last a lifetime. But mankind will need some sort of
protein to survive.
That's where we were really in
trouble. We'd witnessed undead eating
the flesh of animals. This ran contrary
of the parasites life cycle. Possibly
they were running out of viable human hosts and trying to jump species.
Native Americans had over hunted saber
tooth tigers in America. They did the
same with giant cave sloths and wooly mammoths.
Maybe the parasite, because the reason it fed was innate, had rendered
the human population to near extinction levels.
It's urge to procreate overriding it's understanding of conservation
thus virtually whipping out it's potential hosts.
This wasn't the only time a newly
introduced organism decimated its ecosystem.
Environmentalist Rachael Carson warned us of this occurrence. She believed that man began his downfall when
he picked up the first seed and deposited it where it didn't belong. Although, I don't believe Rachael Carson ever
saw this coming.
The world had been turned upside down
by a madman. A mad scientist funded by a
cult. Some religious psychos wanted the end of times and Fleming had
delivered. They'd brought man to his
ruins, ending his superiority on earth.
And to what end, a bible prophesy? I couldn't believe that. The man who created the parasite had to
possess the knowledge far beyond religious babble. He was the true evil. He'd used these fanatics as pawns. Spreading them across the globe, he'd
instructed these sheep to infect themselves in order to begin the pandemic in
many places all at once.
Maybe I couldn't save the world. I had to struggle each and every day just to
eek out a meager life. But I could spend
my last moments doing something I felt was meaningful. I could find Fleming and make him pay for
what he'd done to mankind.
Chapter
2
Dean
Henry became a little melancholy. He tended to get this way when he had too much
time to think. I tried to keep him
active, but I couldn't always entertain him.
He had to have some downtime.
We dressed in the shade of the trees,
after which we joined the others at the car.
Amber sat on the hood while Scott continued to talk her through her
pain. She'd suffered a grave loss.
"What are we gonna do now?"
Scott said pulling his hair back into a ponytail.
I looked at my friends. Stopping at each of their faces. Both had suffered for our cause. Each had followed Henry and my beliefs and
had contributed to the cause.
"I'll go the rest of the way on my
own," Henry explained.
"Bull crap!" I replied.
Henry looked at me. My response was so sudden.
"I'm in this with you all the
way," I continued. "Wherever
you go, I'm with you."
"So am I," replied
Amber. "I want to see the end to
this plague?"
"You don't have to," Hank
started.
There was silence for a moment. "What else have we got to do?"
Scott chimed in. "It's not like we have a holiday coming up."
A small grin crept across Hank's
face. "Thank you," he said
graciously. "You guys are the
best!"
"There's one thing I have to
ask," Scott added. "I have to
stop back at the airport. There's
something there I need to check on."
"Agreed!" Amber said a little
too enthusiastically. "We'll stop
there after we get the Humvee."
Henry tossed the keys to Amber,
"You drive."
She held them up pinched between two
fingers. A pained look on her face,
"You washed these things, right?"
Hank didn't respond. Instead, he dusted off the passenger seat and
plopped onto it. We took his lead and
joined him in the tiny sedan. It was
cramped compared to what we were used to.
I was nearly touching elbows with Scott.
After a couple of tries, Amber coaxed
the engine to life. It wasn't running so
hot but hopefully it would get us where we needed to go. Dropping the transmission into drive the
engine hesitated before evening out.
"Don't try anything fancy. This car's a piece of junk," I
warned.
Amber's eyes met mine in the rearview
mirror. "Do you think driving's to
hard for a girl Scott?" she challenged.
I was way to smart to take the
bait. She was setting me up. The hint of anger in her eyes kept any
further comments from my lips.
Our driver steered around a
particularly worn looking walker. Its body
was so emaciated that it could hardly move.
Clothes, gray with dirt, hung from its skeletal form. The creature made a feeble attempt at
reaching for us as we drove slowly past.
It's jaws working in a chewing motion the whole time.
It was then that I made the
connection. All of the dead had lost
most of their color. In most of the
zombie movies I'd seen the undead stayed looking like regular people. The blue jeans they wore were still blue, and
shirts retained their color. Even after
several months the films depicted them the same way. Their clothes almost clean yet they sported
big red stains where they had been wounded or had drooled after feeding.
In the real world the undead all looked
similar. Their filthy clothes matched
their gray lifeless skin. Any form of
color had vanished with under a thick coating of grime.
As we drove further down the road Amber
glanced at Henry. "She reminds me
of something I wanted to ask?"
"She?" I said questioning the
gender of the walker we'd past.
"She," Amber confirmed. "No man would wear those shoes."
"You noticed her shoes?" I
said astonished.
"It's a woman thing," she
answered. "Men never notice
anything."
Henry shifted in his seat turning in
her direction, as if preparing for her query.
I could tell he was becoming impatient with having to wait. I braced myself for his next, long-winded
explanation.
"Go ahead," he prompted her.
"Why aren't the ghouls covered
with flies?" she asked sneaking another quick peek at Hank.
Henry sat there silently. I couldn't believe it. He had no answer. I silently wished Melissa had been here to
see this moment.
"I mean, shouldn't they be
swarming with bugs?" she added as if to get him started.
His mouth worked for a moment but
nothing came out. "I don't
know," he admitted slowly almost a whisper.
"Can you say that again?" I
goaded from the back seat. "For a
minute there it sounded like you said you didn't know something."
"I didn't notice it," he said
a little louder.
"I told you men never notice
anything," Amber said confirming her earlier statement.
"Wait a minute Amber," I said
quickly. " I want to relish this
moment."
"There must be something about the
dead tissue that carrion eaters have an aversion to. Maybe a scent they
emit. I doubt its taste. Most creatures that dine on carrion will eat
nearly anything."
"Now you're ruining
everything," I said in mock disgust.
"You had to come up with an answer."
"It isn't an answer," he
explained. "It's more of a
guess. The most important thing to the
parasite is to spread its unique genetic make-up. To this end, the longer it can keep it's host
functional the better its chances. So it
would make good sense for Fleming to have built in something to deter natural
decomposition."
"Think of it this way," Hank
continued. "A body should be dried
up and have all flesh eaten away somewhere between twenty to fifty days after
death. At that rate the host would have
had to bite at least one human to have any chance at continuing life through
its young. After the body dies, it also
begins to attack itself. Bacteria in the
stomach actually start to digest the stomach and surrounding tissue. Since it is attacking itself that adds
further complications to the process of keeping a dead host viable."
Scott leaned forward in his seat. "You mean Fleming thought of this."
Hank nodded his head as he answered,
"That and more. The man is a
genius, a mad genius but a genius none-the-less."
Fleming’s old lab came into view. A lone walker stumbled around near Scott's
truck. Speeding up Amber hit him head
on. The zombie’s skull smacked off
the hood leaving a bloody dent.
"What'd ya do that for?" I
asked. "Now I have at call my
insurance agent and they'll never fix it right."
"It's not like we're ever going to
use this car again," she said.
"Besides, we're almost out of bullets."
She was right. We'd used up nearly all of our ammunition
during our assault on New Eden. Luckily
we had a ton stashed in the truck and Humvee.
We also had weapons, including a top of the line sniper rifle and two
M60's with mounts. We had a virtual
armory.
It only took moments to transfer our
stuff from the car to the Humvee. There
wasn't much to move. Most of our goods
were already in the vehicles. What we'd
brought in the car was the few things we had left over from the battle in the
battle.
We passed out new weapons. AR 15's with several clips each. Standing in the parking lot we filled the
magazines. Scott and I gave abbreviated
instructions on how to load and fire the new weapons. Neither Hank nor Amber had fired anything
like one of these.
The others rode in the truck while I
drove Hank. I had to hand it to
Scott. The area held very few
walkers. He'd done an amazing job clearing
them out. I could almost see ball
bearings gathered in clusters along the side of the road. Who would have thought of dropping ball
bearings from a plane? The idea was
brilliant.
As we left the populated area I
relaxed. We drove around the few walkers
we saw but they were virtually nonexistent out here. A few minutes later and the airport came into
view. There were a few zombies ambling
about inside the fence but Scott treated it like they were of no concern.
He casually strolled up to the lock and
took his time opening the gateway. The
dead trapped inside came uncomfortably close before he pulled his weapon and
fired on them. Controlled bursts from
his automatic weapon blew their heads apart like fresh melons. Black blood and skull fragments arced through
the air everywhere he directed his aim.
When it was over, the yard was still.
The undead neatly killed far away from the building.
Scott returned to his vehicle and drove
the truck up to the main building. The
gate, he left open. No longer fearing
the periodic intrusions from the people at New Eden I guess he had no need to
keep the dead inside.
Scott repeated his performance at the
front of the building. Slowly unlocking
the door he casually unloaded the things we might need during our stay. We had to walk the supplies up to the top of
the tower but once there, I understood why he picked this place as a hide
out. The view was outstanding. One could see in every direction for at least
a mile.
Darkness was falling and we were all
exhausted. We had just fought a war and
were still on the run. I doubted that
anyone on Presque Isle had survived.
We dropped our supplies to the floor
and flopped down beside them.
Over-tired, we began to talk.
"What should we do now?"
Amber asked. We all turned toward Hank
for guidance.
Chapter 3
Henry
They were all looking at me. It felt so strange. I'd always thought of Dean as the strong one,
the leader. I never would have guessed
anyone would want to follow me.
"We need a plan for this
one," I informed them. "We
have two objectives. The first is to
secure the infrasound device from my friend’s lab in Slippery Rock. The second is to make Fleming pay for
creating this abomination that has nearly wiped out the human race. If anyone doesn't want to be a part of this
plan, this is the time to say so."
A moment of silence followed. We all exchanged looks showing concern.
"Let's get on with it!" Dean
said abruptly. "It's not like this
is Mission Impossible."
"Mission what?" I asked.
"Impossible," he
responded. "It was a movie,"
"TV show," Scott corrected.
"Whatever!" Dean said clearly
agitated. "We're all in. What else do we have to do? This is the only avenue with a clear purpose. There's no other reason to live at this
point. If we can't save the world what
purpose is there to living on it?"
Silence, once again, followed. "The man has a point," Amber said
in agreement. Why else should we
continue on?"
I waited for Scott. I needed his accent before we could move
forward. He absently glanced at the
doorway before answering. "I'm in!"
I hadn't realized I'd been holding my
breath. I needed all of my friends for
my plans to have any chance of succeeding.
They all had special skills I needed.
"Thank you," I told
them. "Without each and every one
of you I couldn't even attempt what we will do together. We need to secure my friends device so our
first stop is Slippery Rock."
"Ugh..." Amber responded.
"I know it's going to dredge up
some bad memories, but it has to be done.
I believe this is the best way to eradicate the parasite from our
planet. If we can kill it here, and now,
we stand a chance of returning the world to they way it was."
"How do you want to get
there?" Scott asked. "It's a
long trip with a lot of Z's along the way."
"I thought you'd take us by
plane." I said with a grin.
His smile back gave me my answer. It was set. Scott would get us as close to
the university as possible.
I didn't last much longer. I heard Scott saying something but my eyes
grew heavy as he spoke. The next thing I
knew it was dawn. I'd fallen
asleep.
Looking about the room I saw that the
guys had all risen as well and were about various tasks. Someone was whistling as they
approached. I rose to a sitting position
and awaited their arrival.
"There's our little
sleepyhead," Scott said as he offered me a cup of coffee. "There's warm eggs and ham waiting for
you in the cafeteria."
"Really," I asked full of
hope.
"Are you crazy?" He said
alarmed. "We're in the middle of an
apocalypse here!" We have dried
pears and some canned beef."
"Sounds great," I said snuggling
back down into my sheets. "Five
more minutes."
"No, now!" He said setting my
coffee by my face.
The warm curls of steam tickling my
nostrils. Temptation of the bean finally
brought me from my makeshift bed. The
blankets fell from me as I rose, gathering in a pile on the floor.
The others were crowded around one of
the air traffic controller's station, looking out the window. Both turned as we approached.
Dean didn't look good. He'd taken two
successive beatings at he hands of Platz and the resulting wounds looked
painful.
"Ouch, that looks nasty," I
said examining his face. "How are
you feeling?"
Dean groaned in response.
"He'll be fine," Amber
informed me. "He just needs some
rest."
"We all need some downtime,"
I agreed. "How are you holding
up?"
Her eyes grew distant for a
moment. "Fine," she murmured,
masking her true feelings.
I didn't want to press the issue. She would need time to get past a wound this
deep. Amber turned and looked back out
the window so I left her side, giving her space.
We spent the next few nights
there. Scott warned us that he had a
nocturnal visitor but we didn't catch the tiniest glimpse of her. He disappeared early every evening, depositing
food for her. Every morning he would
check and return with some small token.
He placed these gifts on display about the room.
After three days Dean looked much
better. The swelling had subsided and he
moved with much more ease.
"We need to plan our return to
Slippery Rock," I said.
Amber looked at me in concern. "It's too soon," she protested,
indicating Dean with a nod of her head.
"No, we need to keep moving,"
he responded. "And I'm fine thank
you."
Her hand moved to her mouth as if to
hide her embarrassment. Amber had
assumed he wouldn't notice her gesture.
Turning to face her full on he
repeated, "I'm fine."
Amber visibly relaxed at his
words. I understood her concern but I
agreed with Dean. We needed to keep moving.
The map had indicated that Fleming had
a base on South Bass Island at Put-in-Bay.
It didn't say anything about how long he would be there. I was just assuming that he would pick this
place to ride out the apocalypse.
Surrounded by water he would only need a source of food and maybe power
to be able to survive for a long time.
We already knew that the undead didn't
last forever. At some point they would
dry up and become a husk. I assumed that
eventually the husk would crumble into dust, returning to the earth like natural
beings eventually did.
I was going to have to accept that
these creatures, although human engineered, were now a part of the natural
world. Most of the stripped bass caught
in today's lakes were hybrids. The hand
of man, not nature, created them. These
parasites were no different. They may
have been genetically altered, but were now existed in the world as a species,
a life form that was causing the extinction of most others.
I imagined the world of the
future. Life would have to start
over. Creatures living in the sea would,
after millions of years, crawl from the water and occupy the earth. Mans taint would be cleansed from dry land
and a new world would be born once again from the surf.
A new earth, but what lasting legacy of
mans arrogance would remain. Antibiotic
laden waterways and garbage filled mines would add new dangers to a terrain,
which we once evolved in.
Could there evolve a new species that
would use tools? Would the new masters
of earth have the ability to reason? If
so, I hopped they would be more judicious with their powers than we were. Caring more for the betterment of their kind
rather than greed. Understanding science
instead of creating and propagating myths, and using logic over belief. Need over greed.
"Hank?" Dean shook my
shoulder gently. "Hank! We brought the atlas."
It took me a moment to transition from
my deep thoughts to the real world. The
map to Put-in-Bay, I'd carelessly let fly overboard as we left Presque
Isle. It was a simple sketch so it
wouldn't have been of much use.
I joined my three friends around the
book. They had it turned to the Western
Pennsylvania section and were tracing lines between Slippery Rock and our
present position with their fingers.
They seemed fixated on the distance and the danger between.
"Route 79 has some abandoned cars
but it's reasonably passable," Scott said in a confident voice. "We
won't have any trouble till we take the ramp to Slippery Rock."
"We're not all going," I
interrupted. The group looked up, faces
frozen in shock. "Scott, can you
land on 79?"
There was a distinct moment of silence.
"Sure," he stammered.
"Why?"
"You're going to drop me off at
the Slippery Rock exit and I'll hoof it in from there," I explained.
"Seriously?" Amber
questioned.
"No!" Dean interrupted. "You're not going alone."
I looked at his face. His eyes shone with determination. "Are you sure?" I asked.
"I'm fine," he assured
me. "Besides, we've gone this far
together. We might as well go the whole
way."
I could feel my cheeks flush as a smile
pulled at the corners of my mouth. My
friend was going to stand at my side.
This is something I'd heard people say in the old world but it wasn't
the same. In this world not having
someone stand with you could mean a horrible death, or worse, an undead life
seeking human flesh.
I couldn't think about it. I had a true friend, a friend that made the
ones in the old world look sad. He was
pinning his life to mine. Gambling his
very existence on the belief that I was right.
"Thanks," was all I could
say.
Dean grinned at me and turned back to
the map. It warmed my heart knowing that
he was on my side. Inwardly, I hoped I
wasn't leading him to his death.
We spent much of the day pouring over
the road atlas. We discussed a few
different ways of approaching the college but the drop on 79 seemed to be our
best option. It was safest for Scott and
the plane, but would leave Dean and I a modest walk to the campus. Although our little hike would be taxing, I
felt it would give us the chance to gradually access the level of danger we
were walking into. Although the others
wanted to go with us, Dean and I felt that the fewer entering the area the
better.
It was agreed that Amber would stay
back to be joined by Scott after he dropped us off. Hey would then wait for us to return with the
infrasound device.
That night we spoke sparingly of the
trip. Mostly, we remembered the world
the way it was. Speaking of the things
we missed and things we were happy without.
"Taxes!" I said.
Everyone nodded at the mention of the
dreaded duty.
"Family picnics," Dean
offered up.
I nodded emphatically at that. Family gatherings had always been a strain on
me. To say, I was socially awkward, was being kind.
"High heels," Amber
stated. We all turned in her
direction. She looked at each of our
shocked faces. Meeting each our eyes for
a brief moment before moving on.
"Seriously?" Scott said.
"I don't know," Dean
challenged. "I miss them too."
His acknowledgement was met by three
sets of eyes. "I meant on
girls. They looked great on women."
"Sure," Scott
acknowledged. "I never thought you
meant on yourself."
"I really didn't!" he said
back peddling.
"Whatever," I said trying to
move on. "Pantyhose."
All eyes went to Dean. I took him a moment, but when he caught on he
stood defiantly.
"There's no way I'd..." He
started.
"I'm going out for some fresh
air," I informed the group while cutting him off.
"I'd never..." I heard him
say as I walked down the stairs. His
protests muffled as I descended to the first floor.
I thought I saw some
motion out of the corner of my eye but when I focused on that spot I could see
nothing unusual. It was probably just my
imagination but I stayed focused on that area, making sure it wasn't one of the
undead. After a long pause, I heard the
soft patter of footfalls behind me. A
hand gently came to rest on my shoulder.
"Are you ok?" Amber asked.
"I'm fine," I lied. Recent events had brought my wife to
mind. I hadn't had proper time to grieve
the loss of Melissa.
"I wanted to talk to you,"
she continued. "I didn't know
Melissa really well, but I do know she must have loved you. She talked about you all the time."
I didn't know what to say. I'd never thought of how Mel had spoken of
me, or even if she'd mentioned me to her friends at all. That was her personal life. Something I had always afforded her. Many of my friends had tried to keep their
wives at home but I had encouraged Melissa to have outside interests. I understood that my field of study would
lead to a lonely existence, but I wanted her to feel free to experience
life. At first she fought my wishes, but
as my self-imposed isolation wore on, she understood and began spending time
with friends.
"Thank you," I said not
knowing what else to say.
Amber joined me as I continued
outside. The air was cool. Early evening was falling and the slight
chill was a welcome relief. Watching the
clouds slowly roll past Amber crowded close leaning against a handrail.
I don't know how it happened but
suddenly she was holding me in a tight embrace.
Shoulders heaving, her grief flowed fourth in a torrent of sobs. I wrapped my arms around her and let my own
pain out. Until that moment I really
didn't understand how badly I was hurting.
I don't know how long we stayed
entwined, comforting each other, but we finally parted. Leaning once again against the rail. The next few moments were awkward.
"Thanks," she said breaking
the silence. "I really needed
that."
My eyes still locked on the sky as I
responded, "I did too."
A sheepish grin flashed on her face and
was just as quickly gone.
"You remind me of my dad,"
she said trying to explain.
I turned my gaze on her faking a hurt
look. "I look that old?"
Her eyes flew open wide as she put both
hands up in front of her.
"No," she stammered, "That's not what I meant."
"I was just kidding," I said
easing her tension. "I am
old."
"But, I meant I look at you like a
comforting father figure," she continued to try to explain.
I grabbed her hands and lowered them to
her side. "So, your vision of a
father figure is someone who kills zombies."
"I should have sought comfort from
Dean," she said sarcastically.
"I'm glad you picked me," I
soothed. I didn't know how much pain I
was holding pent up inside. "I
really do feel better."
"That's the thing with men,"
she explained. "You guys keep
everything bottled up inside. If you
would just give in to your emotions occasionally, it really helps."
"You're right," I agreed
turning back to the view of the parking lot and beyond.
In the distance we watched a lone
figure. It shambled along far outside
the fence. As it made it's way I
wondered if there was any humanity left in the creature. Was there any small part of the brain that
remained human or was it a robot totally controlled by the parasite within?
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