Defeat Zombies: Zombie Lit Review: Saving Jebediah - Another True...

Defeat Zombies: Zombie Lit Review: Saving Jebediah - Another True...: I just finished reading another good short Zombie novella:  Saving Jebediah - Another True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse by Doug Ward.  I...

Ward's Laws #1257

I sure am glad I'm not a vulture.  Eating the fur along with the meat would make eating road kill really gross.

Ward's Laws #1254

People seriously believe aliens built the pyramids?  Really?  A triangle?  Either creativity is not their strongpoint or these aliens are shaped like Doritos.

Ward's Laws #1253

Artists are always in their right minds.

Zombob's Zombie News and Reviews: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zom...

Zombob's Zombie News and Reviews: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zom...: SPOTLIGHT ON...Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse  by Doug Ward Synopsis:  The zombies are rising in the sleepy town o...

Ward's Laws #1249

Why doesn't City Chicken contain any chicken what so ever?  It's usually tastes like pork.  Humans also taste like pork (or so I've heard.)    Does this mean what I think it does?  That's right, I believe our cities have begun to practice cannibalism.

Life in the Shadows Reviews "Parasite"

Check out this wonderful review of "Parasite; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse."  It's from Life in the Shadows over on WordPress.

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Ward's Laws #1247

My dad's so old that when he was a kid crayons only consisted of primary colors.

Ward's Laws #1244

I think the makers of hand sanitizer will be the ones who begin the Zombie Apocalypse.  Talk about creating a demand for your product...

Ward's Laws #1243

My fart ringtone is a real bust. I have to keep explaining that I don't have gas. I just got a text.

Where Zombies Come to Read: Book Profile: Saving Jebediah by Doug Ward

Where Zombies Come to Read: Book Profile: Saving Jebediah by Doug Ward: BITE INTO THIS FREE ZOMBIE TALE Saving Jebediah; Another True Story from the Zombie Apocalypse by Doug Ward   Summary Everything ...

Where Zombies Come to Read: Zombified Interview with Doug Ward

Where Zombies Come to Read: Zombified Interview with Doug Ward: Doug Ward is the grisly guy behind the Zombie Apocalypse series. Two books in the terrifying trilogy are already shuffling in public. Let...

Ward's Laws #1241

Why did the witch want to eat Hansel and Gretel when she had house made of candy and gingerbread?

Ward's Laws #1099

My brother had part of his large intestine removed. Now he has a semicolon.

Ward's Laws #1203

I thought the TV show "Cold Case" was about a beer distributer.

Ward's Laws #1235

I don't want to say that my GPS mapping software is out of date, but the only road it recognizes is the Oregon Trail.  I knew I should have followed that nice Donner family.  They seemed like they knew what they were doing.  Recalculating...

Ward's Laws #1233

I'm about to pull out my Mayan Doomsday Bunker and repurpose it for the upcoming North Korean Nuclear war...  That's if they can ever make a missile that can shoot this far.  Maybe they should try USPS...  They could shove their nuke into one of those flat rate boxes.  That would give them more bang for their buck.

Ward's Laws #1232

One of the first things you should do during a Zombie Apocalypse is fill your bathtub with water.  This assures you many gallons if your service fails.  With this in mind I'll bet peeing in the shower is less appealing now.

Symbiote is everywhere!!!

Symbiote; The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse, is out. It's the sequel to Parasite and is now available in all formats on nearly every eBook Retailer.  Thrill to the adventures of Hank and Dean.  Watch as they battle the undead while trying to find the cause of the Zombie Apocalypse.   You can buy it nearly anywhere eBooks are sold.  Amazon, Barns & Noble, iTunes, Sony, Kobo, Diesel, Smashwords, etc...  Get your copy today!!!