Ward's Laws #1161

I used to fear becoming a werewolf until in figured out that I'd only be covered with fur on full moons rather than every day...

Ward's Laws #1162

For some reason I'm afraid to get a drink of water after flushing a toilet.  Serves me right for doing the plumbing myself...

Ward's Laws #1153

Why do all of the Loony Tunes characters have speech disorders?

Ward's Laws #1152

I think I need a new doctor. He says I'm gaining weight. He totally overlooked the obvious. I'm probably hosting an alien parasite.

Ward's Laws #1149

Golf is a really boring sport to watch. Maybe if they randomly released a velociraptor on the course it would get more viewers. I know I'd tune in.

Ward's Laws #1145

I don't like toys that talk to me. They make me feel that we're just a step away from the machines taking control of the world. If someone opens a company named Skynet, I'm running for the hills...

Ward's Laws #1138

The birth control product named Ramses was doomed from the start. Maybe if the old pharaoh hadn't fathered over 100 children...

Ward's Laws 1125

If a dead pixel on my computer monitor comes back to life... Does that mean it's undead?

The Cover Art for Ward's Laws 2 is Revealed

Here it is.  The highly sought-after artwork is complete.  Let me know what you think...

New Ward's Laws Cover Art.

I have been way into redesigning the covers to my books lately.  This is what the new cover of Ward's Laws will look like.  Hope you enjoy it.

Ward's Laws #1123

I just bought an insurance policy covering me in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse.  That way if the world is overrun I'll really cash in!!!

I promise, this is the last redo of the cover for Symbiote.  All of the elements from the cover, like all of my books, relate to the story.  If you look close I have added the Parasite cover into this one.  Being an artist, playing with these covers was fun.

Parasite also got a make-over.  I wanted to keep the main cover because it is special to me but at the same time I wanted a slick professional look.  I think this fits the bill.

This is the new cover for my Novelette.  The short story was written as Fan Fiction for Mark Tufo's great zombie novels but I did tie it in with my own series.  That being said I wanted to keep it separate from my main series but at the same time it is a deferent view.  I think this cover looks much more professional.