This is the new cover to the sequel to Parasite. Mostly it's a title change but I thought some of you would like to see it.
I'm an author and artist who just can't get enough of the zombie apocalypse. If you love zombies, this blog is for you. I also write jokes. You may notice one or two of them on the blog.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Stone Age people may have battled against a zombie apocalypse
This is the best article I've read in a while. No, I don't get out much.
Click here to view the link
Click here to view the link
Monday, January 21, 2013
The books title has changed
After careful consideration I am changing the name of the sequel to Parasite. The working title was Contagion. I liked the title but felt uneasy about using the same name as a feature film. Sometimes when you don't go with your first thoughts you come upon something better. I believe this is the case in this situation.
The new title is Symbiote. You might think I am speaking about the relationship of the parasite and the dead human host. You might also be in for a surprise. I will unveil the modified cover image shortly.
The new title is Symbiote. You might think I am speaking about the relationship of the parasite and the dead human host. You might also be in for a surprise. I will unveil the modified cover image shortly.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Release date in February.
I have just completed writing the sequel to Parasite; the True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse. It is over 70000 words and is in the editing phase right now. I am hoping for a February release date. At the time of release I will drop the price of the original story so stay tuned.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Ward's Laws #1080
One of the few countries that would survive a zombie apocalypse is
Canada. They'd probably thrive. They're used to hitting each other in the
head with sticks. Get a puck involved
and they'd probably just make a game out of it.
Monday, January 7, 2013
Ward's Laws #1072
It's sad that scholars, for a hundred years, have debated the rapid abandonment of the Mayan civilization. It only took me 5 seconds to come up with the most reasonable answer. Hmmmm... What would cause people to quickly leave their homes abandoning their belongings? My hypothesis; a zombie invasion.
Sunday, January 6, 2013
The Snow Woman
My wife decided to create a snowman in the front yard. She rolled and formed the body and made a cute head. As her creative mind swirled with the potential of her sculpture she decided to color the snow woman's lips with food coloring. The red stain quickly spread out of control ruining the face and spilling over the shoulders and chest. Cold and sad my wife pushed the offending head off her creation and came inside. It wasn't until later that I saw the family drive by. The children pointing at Mrs. Frosty, eyes wide, mouth agape in horror. The mother and father looking at our humble home in anger. Oh well... such is life in this house.
Ward's Laws #1068
Never
invite your elderly parents over for spaghetti.
My dad staggered into the living room with a big red mouth... What was I supposed to think? It's amazing how mad people get when you
shoot at their head. At least I didn't
go for the double tap! Remember... You raised me so if I have some kind of
zombie phobia it's probably your fault!!!
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